Video | Nerd Clip 1

[pineapplesalmon]

[ César is a nerd and has set up the video so the camera is pointing to him from several feet away. He's got a blue science uniform on. ... and he's wearing his tan vest over it, although he has it unzipped a third of the way so the uniform is just visible. You can't see his riding boots, but he's wearing those, too. They are comfortable and don't have laces, fuck laces. He gives the camera a cheery wave ]

Good news, everyone!

I discovered we have an Emergency Medical Hologram while poking about the Infirmary. You won't have to rely on me for your medical needs. I'm a scientist, not that kind of doctor.

[ A pause, then a bit of an embarrassed wince. ]

Ah. Right. My name is César Salazar. It's a pleasure to speak to all of you. ... Is there anyone else in the sciences division?

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<KeyboardCat>

[craftlife]

[Deon blinks behind his glasses and abruptly looks sheepish, both the cat ears and the antennae flicking back.]

I'm a human. Was a human. Still like to think of myself as one, really. It's all in the mindset, or at least that's what I kept telling myself. Properly, I suppose, I'm a manticore. Hm. I don't know if that medical hologram will be able to treat me properly. I might need a vet. [He laughs to himself. He had completely forgotten how absolutely Not Normal he is.]

I'm a bit of an AI expert, so I'd like to take a look.

OH WAIT I GET IT

[pineapplesalmon]

[ César has to choke back a laugh as those ears flick back. And he definitely laughs at that joke. He'd make the exact same joke. 100%. ]

Oh? Are you? I might be a bit of one, too. ... Finally! We will have to compare our theories and algorithms! What century are you from? I'm from early 21st.

[ DS9 is about ready to lose both its science and engineering departments. ]